turtle bumped the cloth 

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

turtle bumped the cloth by Big donker January 24, 2021

Turtle Monkey 

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

Turtle Monkey by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021

turtle perv 

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo

"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"

turtle perv by Duck perv February 14, 2021

turtle eggs 

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

turtle eggs by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021

Turtle Farm 

To crap in a sink and fill it with water

Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds

Turtle Farm by JoeyAboney March 24, 2021

turtle smp 

A discord/ Minecraft server where I spend my time

Have you been invited to the turtle smp?

turtle smp by Turtle smp proud member June 21, 2021

turtle peepee 

when you put just the tip in

person 1: “turtle peepee?”
person 2: “geheheggerrrrgrggr YES!”

turtle peepee by thelegsonthebusgostepstepstep September 2, 2021