TikTok

A platform where stupid people go to make dumb videos that they assume are good for their health and popular.

Person 1: Have you seen the new challenge about the pod things?
Person 2: Yeah.The one about the kids eating tide pods?
Person 1: Yeah that one! On TikTok!
Person 2: Of course where all the stupid people are.

by Why_DoI_3xist? May 31, 2021

Tiktok

Tiktok means piss

Person 1: I need to take a tiktok
Person 2: ew make sure to flush

by amogus lol August 10, 2021

TikTok

TikTok is an app made for losers who were dropped off at an orphanage when they were born.

Guy: Hey man I own TikTok do you?
Me: No cause I have a brain.

by PsuedoKiller August 14, 2021

Tiktok

Shitty cancer

What did you poop today
Tiktok

by ArphiiLol August 21, 2021

TikTok

An obnoxious hell hole of an app that my friends and people won't shut up about. Commonly used by talentless teenagers who think they're cool because a bunch of ten year olds liked their dumbass tiktok.

HeY DiD YOu SeE mY nEw TikTok?????!!!?!!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?!!!?!??!!?!? ItS sO FuNNy aNd gOT a ThOuSaND LiKeS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ghostipenguin17 August 21, 2021

TikTok

A video sharing app in which a bunch of twelve year olds who think they look hot show off their pancake asses to a bunch of pedophiles on the internet.

Janie and Assie were filming a TikTok in the middle of the road. Classic teenage girls...

by iTookAHarSHIT August 22, 2021

TikTok

Tik tok is an alternative word for "cancer". Tik tok is also an app that 10 year olds, horny 16 year olds and pedos use. When you use said app your iq drops 1 point per second

Hey i have been really bad lately.
Why, what happened?
I got diagnosed with TikTok
Aw man that must suck, wish you well

Or

Hey you use tik tok?
Yeah i actually do.
Why are you a dumbass john, why?

by Aidhazel9 August 28, 2021