A group of closeted gay people, mostly men. You can recognize a super straight person by seeing someone with no basic hygiene, no style and personality. Feet fetish. They also use orange and black as their flag.
1/„Oh man you smell so bad!"
2/„Yes, sorry iam super straight."
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1/„Wanna hookup?"
2/„Yes but I always thought you like girls"
1/"No iam superstraight"
2/„Yes, sorry iam super straight."
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1/„Wanna hookup?"
2/„Yes but I always thought you like girls"
1/"No iam superstraight"
by Deadrosesonagrave March 07, 2021
A “sexuality” created to diminish trans people (most specifically trans women) and invalidate their identity as women.
The majority of people who say they are “Super Straight” are virgin men who will die without ever feeling the touch of a woman (cis or not).
The majority of people who say they are “Super Straight” are virgin men who will die without ever feeling the touch of a woman (cis or not).
Bitchboy pissbaby: “I identify as Super Straight 🟧⬛️”
Any person with common sense: Oh wow, a virgin!
Any person with common sense: Oh wow, a virgin!
by b0ujeeb1tch March 08, 2021
by Llywelyn WIlliams April 09, 2003
1. A type of handcuff in which the two cuffs are one solid piece rather than being joined with a chain.
2. A gay or bisexual man (or a man or woman of any orientation?) who enjoys sex play, i.e., BDSM.
2. A gay or bisexual man (or a man or woman of any orientation?) who enjoys sex play, i.e., BDSM.
Straight 8 Bi Guy here, looking for other straight 8 guys for friendship and possibly more. (From an actual personals ad)
by Tony S. February 03, 2004
"You see Jim? He's got the Laker jersey with the purple and gold Kobe's. The guy's straight butter right now"
by J Urke January 03, 2014
by The Ohio Ape June 01, 2009
A state of being when your genes are so good and suitable to make amazing super babies that you wonder why all the dime pieces arent lining up to get a piece.
Dude1: hey man how do you get so many girls to want your baby?
Dude2: Its 'cause im Straight Genetic
Dude2: Its 'cause im Straight Genetic
by TheJbros11 September 11, 2010