Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023

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The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021

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Stripey Dave

A large weird IT guy who has a penchant for large stripey designer shirts. Abnormally cheery and has a food fixation.

New Member of Staff: Who's that big chick in a Mu-Mu?

Experienced Member of Staff: What do you mean 'chick'? That's 'Stripey Dave' from IT, he has a penchant for large Mu-Mu like designer shirts...

by AnonSD November 10, 2010

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Nokomis Dave

A term used to describe men who live as straight men in their day to day lives but will visit neighboring towns to openly engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community of that town.

Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.

His family caught ihim in the next town over with his boyfriend. They were devastated to find out he was secretly living as Nokomis Dave.

by Kapt. Kangaroo March 15, 2025

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Daving

An ugly looking fella who likes to push poo back into the elderly with his “Erected Penis” And then gets the pensioner to lick the faeces from his penis after it crusts and softens

“I caught my friend daving in the garden an elderly man”

by David10101 August 6, 2022

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