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stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat
Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
by antinon October 31, 2023
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won't stand for it

(Usually I): won't allow it (whatever that it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).
boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.

Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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booty stand

The act of make a female do a hand stand and "eating dat booty like groceries".
Dude I totally did a booty stand last night
by RobTheFob5050 March 17, 2016
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one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.
Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…
by All city September 19, 2022
mugGet the one-fortnite standmug.

Andy's Lemonade Stand

The weirdest place you will ever join like I'm not even capping. Don't join the place
by 陈老师 October 23, 2020
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Lemonade stand

The act of using a penis as a supporting structure. Usually during sexual intercourse
Carla got pregnant when she sat on tom's Lemonade Stand.
by Mark Rocket May 25, 2017
mugGet the Lemonade standmug.

Stand up

Talk to tv to tell someone to stand up.
by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018
mugGet the Stand upmug.

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