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Spitting Cobra

When you are standing up getting head and you pull out just before you blow and grab your cock with your left hand and bend the tip over with your right hand (resembling a cobra) and spit your load in her face
I showed my girlfriend what a spitting cobra was and now she is blind in one eye
by Bam Wilder May 21, 2008
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shitty little car racing

A sport in which competitors put empty overturned rectangular recycling bins atop skateboards and pilot them vehicle down hills.
Brendan and Bobby spent the afternoon shitty little car racing down Fawn Run until they had to quit due to too much road rash.
by reasonableron April 9, 2011
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shitty bitches

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!
by Colin May 8, 2005
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Shitty Kitty

1. The small, feces covered feline that runs around inside ones brain the morning after an evening of excessive drinking.

2. An extremely hungover individual.
1. "The shitty kitty just won't go away this morning, I'm never drinking again."

2. "Man, you were really hammered last night."
"Yeah, but I've been a shitty kitty all day today."
by shittykittyallday January 18, 2010
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Shitty Movie

James Cameron's Avatar
Burn everyone involved in the making of this shitty movie.
by Anonymous Film Critic December 20, 2009
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spitting flame

(Verb)The act of a woman or man flirting with the other in order to hook up. Also known as shooting or spitting game. The word flame adds the intensity of wanting to make it hot and heavy.
(noun) Flame spitter, flame thrower, dragon.
(v) I was spitting flame with Karrie, but she never gave in. He tried spitting flame with me, but I am not into him.
(n) Jake is a flame spitter. Those types of guys are just flame throwers. She is just being a dragon.
by Jake stinson November 16, 2007
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spitting beaver

when your fucking a girl doggy style and u shoot off your load onto her back. she then proceeds to turn around and right as she does u take your shaft and smash it into the pile of jiz therefore making it explode everywhere including her face
I felt like bucky the beaver after i gave my girlfriend a spitting beaver
by Christopher Mayhew September 12, 2006
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