Spit the git

The stalker of the elderly kind. An old pervert.
That old guy that follows the boys round is a Spit the Git
by mystic*** June 06, 2010
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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
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Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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spitting glue

Spitting glue is an informal term of ejaculating, otherwise known as cumming or as releasing the california condor back into the wild.
Craig: Goddamn my guy, yesterday i was spitting glue to the charmin bears all day!

Jeff: What the fuck?
by cummywummiesinmytummy February 18, 2021
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Spit on Gingro Month

Have you wanted to spit on a Gingro all your life, but you're just to scared because you are afraid off getting ginger disease. It's ok, you can now for a entire month of time spit on a Gingro r without any

consequences.
Yeah, it is spit on Gingro days. "Aw shit a Gingro" shöööpuh, hehe I just spat on a gingro. It's so sad I can only do this for a month a year. Spit on Gingro Month
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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spit serpent

The challenging practice of slowly spitting a stream of spit out of one's mouth and sucking it back into one's mouth before it drops to the ground.
A Spit Serpent is commonly used as pure entertainment for oneself or above another person's face for spite.
by Madame Thrice October 28, 2010
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sperm spitting gutter hoe

A prostitute who sucks dick in the gutter and spits the sperm out
I saw a sperm spitting gutter hoe when I visited the city
by Taylorjujan November 14, 2015
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