spermology

the study of sperm.. one who is in the field of spermology is refered to as a spermologist

When I grow up, I want to get a PhD in spermology

by eliz November 10, 2004

spermicidal

One who is suicidal because of a lack of sperm.

She was spermicidal yesterday after spending the night alone.

He was spermicidal because he couldn't ejaculate.

by trannytranny February 14, 2009

sperm burping butt pirate

1.A fun name to call someone
2.its like calling somone gay or a fag, but worse

theirs a ginger sitting in front of you in the bus and you start harrasing him, when he starts to talk you yell,shut up you "sperm burping butt pirate"

by MR. Bower April 27, 2009

smoking sperm foilies

the usage of male ejaculation replacement for cocaine foilies. usually occurs in homosexuals and hoodrats

where the fuck is that faggot alfred? hes in the back with that other faggot gustavo in the restroom smoking sperm foilies all tweaked out

by adam the barbarian March 24, 2012

sperm burping granny banger

the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.

Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing

by Pimp JimmyZ February 28, 2009

spermacide

Male masturbation, jerk off, jack off, whack off, rub one out, slapping the salami, beat the meat, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, choking the chicken, jerkin yer gerkin, beating off, cranking for cum, jerk the johnson, shine your pole, stroke the stallion, wanking, waxing the carrot, crowning the bishop, playing the pipe, pumping the handle.

I think I am going to go home and do some spermacide.

by VikingInAtl February 4, 2007

sperman

noun-the language spoken in Germany when one is "gigging" (bootycall)

dude, last night u wouldnt shut up, u kept talkin sperman to that dumb bitch Kelly.

by leonseagullcow April 11, 2010