Forbidden spaghetti

When your 3d print fails but didn’t stop so when you return to it later it’s a big mess of oh so delicious forbidden spaghetti (do not eat it no matter what the voices in you head tell you)

Eden: what were you printing?
Tyler:turns out a big ol’ mess of forbidden spaghetti

Eden:did you get me a bowl?
Tyler:of fucking course I did!
*they proceeded to consume the entire pile of forbidden spaghetti and live happily ever after for about an hour before they died of internal bleeding*

by Ravviepie December 26, 2024

Ohio Spaghetti

Spaghetti, but made with macaroni noodles. Referred to as "Ohio" because it's wrong.

May also include hot dogs, ketchup, or Chef Boyardee.

"Meemaw makes the best hot damn Ohio spaghetti in the trailer park!"

by FailingtoRealize February 8, 2025

Cincinnati spaghetti spree

The act of having anal sex with a man or a woman with a hairy asshole and then putting marinara or skyline chili in the anus and then eating the anus and chilli

Joe random and John Doe were caught doing a Cincinnati spaghetti spree

by Milk done July 11, 2025

Source Spaghetti

The term that is used to refer to ridiculous bugs and glitches that happens inside the Source engine due to the fact that the engine is extremely old and out of date. Less commonly used for Source 2.

A: I hate Source Spaghetti bro, it's so buggy
B: That's based

by kiwitf2 March 12, 2025

Excuse Spaghetti

feeble attempts to explain away SignalGate scandal

Mike Waltz appeared on Laura Ingraham's White Power Hour on Fixed Noise to toss Excuse Spaghetti on the wall to see what stuck. Waltz, dancing as fast as he could, suggested that Atlantic publisher Jeff Goldberg "infiltrated" the Signal chat rather than being added to it—even though receipts show the latter to be the stone-cold truth.

by Uncle Joosie March 27, 2025

Leftover Spaghetti

A person who is always unnoticed

Gabe is such a Leftover Spaghetti!

by THISHANDLEISALREADYINUSE? August 9, 2025

Flying Spaghetti Monster Bias

A rhetorical bias where one parodies a serious concept by substituting it with an obviously fictional analog—the Flying Spaghetti Monster—and then treats the original as equally absurd. The bias often appears in debates about nation-states, ideologies, or legal systems: inventing a fictional counterpart (e.g., “Free Popular West” for NATO, “Kingdom of Abzu” for the EU, “USSR 2.0” for Russia) and then engaging with that parody as if it were the actual subject. This moves discussion away from substantive analysis into performative dismissal. The bias mistakes the possibility of parody for the absence of real-world referents, ignoring that institutions have histories, agency, and consequences that a satirical replacement does not capture.

Flying Spaghetti Monster Bias Example: “He kept calling NATO the ‘Free Popular West’ and treating it like a joke, committing the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bias—using a made-up name to avoid discussing actual military alliances.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026