Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass
“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up
by CuppaDoe July 18, 2024
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soft mafia

Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.

These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and

acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit

often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.

Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
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ingrid x soft

omg ingrid x soft lololololl ingrid wants to be eaten by soft eks dee little mouth hahaha
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soft get

UK slang phrase, to look daft or silly.

Used to define a person doing something weird or looking silly, usually when trying to appear funny to friends or family.
Get out of it ya soft get”
“Stop it ya daft get, you look like a knobhead
by Bugingy February 04, 2023
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National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.
“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”
by Soft Hat Lover October 13, 2020
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soft background

The context that exists beyond tangible, hard details, often involving insights into culture and interpersonal dynamics.
"She'd been so focused on acquiring the property and overhauling the vineyard's operations that the soft background of the relationship between the caterer and the tasting room manager hadn't crossed her mind."
by KatyMarley July 20, 2024
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SoCal Soft

Being a big ol bietch
Josh Randall is SoCal Soft.
by mrbeisbol May 17, 2021
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