Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.
by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 9, 2019
Get the Freedom's Per Secondmug. Refers to the rare and off-the-scale-wonderful "lucky break" obtained in the following scenario: you are "just suffering" to say something rude/impolite, but then of course you immediately regret said verbal-indiscretion just as soon as it's slipped past yer flapper. But then --- by the grace of Fate --- the unwitting recipient of your snide remark either hadn't been paying attention properly when you'd uttered your auditory barb, he is a bit hard-of-hearing, or you hadn't been speaking loudly enough to be heard over the distance and/or other background noises that were present at the time, and so your "victim" never actually understood --- nor did he suffer any emotional distress from --- your insult, and so he innocently/apologetically asks you to repeat yourself. But of course, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY THE MEAN STATEMENT A SECOND TIME --- now that you've "relieved your internal pressure" by initially making the simmery-tempered remark and then THINKING that the other person heard you, you can now proceed more clear-headedly, and so you can simply say, "Nuthin'" or, "Never mind" when the other person asks you what you'd said.
I was heatedly peeved about how long it had taken the local garage to repair my car, so I made a regrettably-choice remark as I entered the office to pay my bill. Fortunately, though, the office's connecting-door was still somewhat ajar as I spoke, and so the din of the noisy garage-tools drowned out my derogatory statement, allowing me a classic "Will Rogers" second chance to just clamp my tongue. Yup, Ol' "Willie R" was right --- "Never miss a good chance to SHUT UP."
by QuacksO November 14, 2018
Get the "Will Rogers" second chancemug. when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.
by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010
Get the second hand moochingmug. An expression used to describe when your life is in turmoil due to self inflicted damage, but your having great fun
by The Nightcrawler November 30, 2022
Get the second year Ronan'dmug. That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.
Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020
Get the Second Pick Friendmug. I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.
“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”
“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”
by Teddilinn November 9, 2019
Get the Second hand clammug. by David the second wayne July 8, 2016
Get the david the second waynemug.