Northwest Sad Masty

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

by Sir Double kicks alot August 2, 2016

Sad face emoji

When you should have a feeling of sadness, but you yourself are not actually sad and you can't convey emotions of sadness

Jeff: Damn, my uncle just died.
Jeff's Boss: Sad face emoji, now get back to work.

by CrimsonDawn February 9, 2018

Sad Nogga Hours

When someone that says something that isn't as satisfying as you think it would be, so you becomes "sad"

Bobbi: We don't have the vape

Rachel: awww Sad Nogga Hours

by YourblingKing January 27, 2019

sad lyfe but okay

When something that happened in your life or someone else’s life is sad as fuck but it’s totally fine/okay

Dawn: hey dude are you still broke? And your parents won’t give you money
You: yeah man fuck sad lyfe but okay

by rapmonnie_kookie February 15, 2019

sad paula hours

depressive mood during eu law class causing you to reconsider your life choices.

i need my own life so bad, feeling the sad paula hours atm.

by hartfordhasit November 22, 2022

Professional Sad Kids

The cool, dedicated people that call themselves fans of JC Stewart. Consists of people from all over the world with a lot of memes and dad jokes.

Professional Sad Kids are the coolest people ever

by loesj February 17, 2021

Tiger’s life sad

When events work out in such a way that once again you are put in the spotlight for the type of actions you would prefer to be kept as private as possible.

See also #MarkleSyndrom.

I posted a photo of my cat on facegram with a caption that had a grammatical error. Looks like Tuesday is another Tiger’s life sad day.

by themudking February 24, 2021