River my beloved

My future husbands name is river, I love him sm to the point where I would die for him

awwwh, You look adorable as always, river my beloved :)

by StupidWetCat December 01, 2022

cum me a river

to cum a river

oi ringo m8 cum me a river

by cum n cocaine aka sam September 10, 2021

River Run

To run ones finger/side of hand through another persons butt cheeks slow and sensually

Im in need of a good river run tonight.

by Ebraggy69 May 14, 2025

rivering

When a person cries too much. In this case, when someone is rivering, they are crying a river.

"That was so sad!!! I was rivering all the way up to the part where she passed away in that scene!"

by shuushuu April 26, 2015

River Pickle

A solid bowel movement excreted in a lake or other body of water used privately or by the public. Generally increasing in size the longer it floats.

Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’

by Third Term Boyz August 04, 2024

hot chocolate river

It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.

When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.

by Am@nda March 08, 2016

african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.

My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.

by GoldTesla June 13, 2024