Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
by What is in your search history December 5, 2021
Get the Redneckmug. When a slave master has sex with a lighter skinned slave until both of their necks are red from the heat and intensity
by Realdefinition!!!! November 11, 2021
Get the Redneck rumblemug. Leroy's redneckability is on the level of Joe Dirt. Have you seen how impressive his metal lawn art collection is and his mullet wins the contest at the county fair every year.
by Mrs of the Mr October 15, 2017
Get the redneckabilitymug. by montanatony26 June 27, 2016
Get the redneck jet fuelmug. Redneck reverse
When a white mail in early 30’s raised in outskirts of town moves to the city for work. Most likely he works in the trades. He love bombs a female usually late at night. They text and flirt into the late hours of the night. He is most likely drunk or stoned. He found her contact by Facebook and uses Facebook messenger, not direct text messages.
They have known each other for years from work and he admits to hiding a secret crush on her for all those years.
He does this for weeks or months until he convincingly makes her believe that he is in love with her and he needs to desperately see her now.
She eventually begins to believe him and hooks up with him.
Sex is not so great, maybe she give him a bj and he gets off. Then he ghosts her the next day after she tries to contact him to see how he feels. He does not respond.
She can’t believe she fell for the
Redneck Reverse.
When a white mail in early 30’s raised in outskirts of town moves to the city for work. Most likely he works in the trades. He love bombs a female usually late at night. They text and flirt into the late hours of the night. He is most likely drunk or stoned. He found her contact by Facebook and uses Facebook messenger, not direct text messages.
They have known each other for years from work and he admits to hiding a secret crush on her for all those years.
He does this for weeks or months until he convincingly makes her believe that he is in love with her and he needs to desperately see her now.
She eventually begins to believe him and hooks up with him.
Sex is not so great, maybe she give him a bj and he gets off. Then he ghosts her the next day after she tries to contact him to see how he feels. He does not respond.
She can’t believe she fell for the
Redneck Reverse.
by Billy-Soo January 25, 2022
Get the Redneck Reversemug. by Grandaddys fishstick May 29, 2018
Get the Redneck fevermug. Ya might be a redneck if:
1. Ya cover the word root on your root beer just to say hold my beer ya might be a redneck
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks
by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024
Get the Redneckmug.