purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014

purple trainers

; ugly raggedy ass purple shoes Harry styles wore in 2010

damn, he got them ghetto ass purple trainers

by y\n April 7, 2021

purple vinnie

This occurs when you pass out drunk with a cock ring on . Upon waking up you discover your penis is still erect and has taken on a purple hue. Amputation is required if you slept too long

Did you hear about Kyle , he was drunk playing with his dick and woke up with a purple Vinnie . Poor bastard had to have it amputated

by Liquid fart April 3, 2018

purple sheet

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note

Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet

by Pippathecat June 1, 2014

purple mummy

A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .

Oh man, Jennifer came over last night and I have a purple mummy and sent her home early.

by weekndworrior October 26, 2017

Purple Chamber

Collective exorcism through oral sex practiced by the inquisition of armor land

They took the witch to the purple chambers.

by SNORE MACHINE January 27, 2022

purple skeezer

A bitch ass nigga (Angel Sales)
Someone who is always hustling for money

Sucks too for loose change on Tuesdays

Knicname is little foot

Angel Sales is a purple skeezer,he's with Noemi.

Do you know the purple skeezer? Who? Angel

by Bigsosoa06 July 10, 2018