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poo cup

It's a noun, a verb describing the action, and an exclamation. A poo cup is the act of farting in your cupped hand, then quickly holding it over an unsuspecting friend or co-worker's nose and mouth. You must shout "poo cup" as you make contact, which startles your victim, causing them to breathe in deeply.
YOU: "POO CUP!" VICTIM: "Ahh, damn man that's nasty!"
by John Sag July 26, 2006
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poo chute

The rectum
This boy zack likes things up his poo chute.
by rec-tum November 5, 2002
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Poo Dust

The dust-like faecal matter/resiude that ends up on the toilet seat when someone careless wipes their butt without due care and attention. Shows up worst of all on white toilet seats. And when someone wipes standing up.
Babe, when you leave the toilet please can you check to see you haven't left any poo dust or skidders?!
by Alilbutt November 29, 2010
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Poo-traction’s

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby
My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!
by FunkyValleyMom December 26, 2018
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faux-poo

1. noun. a fart that accidentally slips out in an embarrassing situation.
2. noun. a fart that is intentionally released but exhibits the owner's poor sense of social etiquette.
3. noun. a really bad fart that is more closely described as a fake shit; only missing the solid matter.
Oh my God, did someone step in something or was that a faux-poo?
Can you believe Cindy's faux-poo during church?
by Scubadubadog January 13, 2008
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Poo Bear

A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .
Poo Bear is the most magical of all the bears
by Hootymcboobity July 24, 2019
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