Paul McCartney

A member of The Beatles. Very cute ;-). My friend is totally in love with him, but I'm not...

by Princess Lovely-As-A-Jaybird June 22, 2005

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Positive Paul

Someone who always looks on the bright side of things and who always sees the good in EVERYTHING!

Paul & Jeremiah are walking down the street when three guys pop out and start fucking them up the ass and shoving their cocks down their throats.

Jeremiah: AHH! OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Positive Paul: Oh calm down Jeremiah! This isn't that bad!
Gangbanger: Oh yeah! FUCK YEAH! You suck cock often?
Jeremiah: How the FUCK is the NOT BAD! I'M GETTING FUCKING GANGBANGED UP MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUPID SHIT!
Positive Paul: Well, I've always wondered if I was gay or not. Now I know I AM!

Paul goes to the doctor for a checkup

Doctor: It's syphilis.
Positive Paul: Oh, it's okay.
Doctor: What do you mean it's okay? YOu have a fucking STD you stupid fuck!
Positive Paul: Well, that threesome with those 2 crazy fucking chicks made it worth it!

by Snurner101 December 14, 2008

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pauls valley

a place where there is sex in the halls and you are on your own for protection (sexually and emotionally). seriously a scary fucking school, my college roommate is from there and she is a CRAZY ASS BITCH! she smokes weed all the damn time and shoots up meth when she thinks I'm sleeping!! Im scared no lie....

man i knew this chick that went to pauls valley and she was a PROSTITUTE!

by lexluther12 September 22, 2011

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