Youth Pastor Face

A young, usually white male, whose face reminds you of your childhood youth pastor. More specifically, hairless, manicured eye brows, rosy cheeks, tight skin on the face. Loves him some Jesus

I always left-swipe a youth pastor face.

by Tanya Cocoabutter March 13, 2015

dirty pastry

What someone becomes in between the point of cleaning themselves and being ejaculated in. They are often referred to as a "cream filled (insert name here)"

"Yeah last night we were having sex and I turned Ruby into a dirty pastry"

by Alizarden July 16, 2016

50 past 7

A measurement of time

"Yo bro what time is it?"
"50 past 7"
"Thanks Tonka"

by poopyshittypeepee October 9, 2017

El Paso trash can

Having anal sex with an individual whilst the receiving partner is bent over an overturned trashcan, typically at a truck stop or dimly lit gas station.

"Last weekend, while driving to Clovis, NM, I gave this truck stop hooker the ol' El Paso trash can...I wish she would call me back though" - Greg

by Dustylarry January 8, 2018

Haista Paska

The equivalent word of "fuck you" or "smell a shit"

Hey buddy,Haista Paska

by bob the builder and shit September 2, 2018

Half Past 10

Tis The Hour Of Buisness! Between the hour 10:30-11:30 tis officially recognized as the hour of business. To show your participation, your pant legs must be rolled up to your knees. It originated at an Asian massage parlor when half past 10 occurs, no more happy endings for free.

It is half past ten, tis the hour of business is officially recognized as half past 10

by The Organization of Buisness November 7, 2018

Wet Pastry

When it's really humid, and you stick your penis in a cannoli.

What did you do last night?
I made a Wet Pastry
nice

by boomboomguy November 9, 2018