panda cunt

A panda cunt is somebody who has sexual fantasies about the panda bear and often masturbates whilst thinking about the animal. Many of them then go on to dress up and role play this animal with a friend or partner

Rhys: Mmmm I love panda's... Will you dress up as one for me so i can roger you silly?
Matt: No! You fucking panda cunt!

by Soups-On January 7, 2012

Panda

A unit of time equal to 90 minutes.

Ben: Wake me up in 3 pandas

by ronald von January 20, 2013

Pady

A girl who is post menopausal and is angry with people on most occasions

Aunt: I Hate Everything!
Me: you're such a Pady

by LedZeplinguy69 March 23, 2013

panda

a derogative term used for an asian

pandas know kung fu from birth

by kenta January 13, 2007

panda

The point at which a woman orgasms several times, and a man is shot out of the vagina directly into a wall. Also a furry black and white animal.

My bitch pandad me into the living room.

by Teh p00py April 10, 2003

Panda

A Panda describes a fat woman of age 18 and over. Its natural habitat is in and around "The Hive" in Edinburgh, Scotland. However, it can and is found in areas all over the world.

Pandas are generally very friendly and have a high sex drive, often leading to many one night stands and general slutty behaviour. In most cases any shy or quiet Pandas can easily be opened up (in more ways than one) by proving them with Alcohol.

Approach with caution.

"Here mate, I so pulled a Panda last night."
"Lewis really is a Panda baiter isn't it?"
"She is such a Panda"

by pandappreciationsociety September 5, 2011

water panda

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***

"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"

by clawz January 26, 2006