Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).

"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."

by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013

Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023

black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.

Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010

I'm Painting

In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.

"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.

I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.

by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024

painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020