To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.
you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.
by allahiah December 14, 2008

Not sit down and watch the work progress instead of contributing yourself to the work and being an equal member of the group.
by Ksndnkxkkd December 13, 2023

This is Ben Meisalas from the midastouch hopping on the bandwagon. This isn't going to change the fact that your religion isn't real.
Hym "My Own Playbook? Why bother doing this when you don't even have a stake in the outcome? Seriously. Why do they all look like pedophiles? I seriously think someone is paying pedophiles to make YouTube channels to try and stop me. Someone should probably do something about that."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.
Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"
by nestorcheese June 2, 2016

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

When something is top of their game and no-one else comes even close to competing. Παίζουν μάππαν μόνοι τους. First used in the 2020’s by A.Dose
by Humble Chamomile January 23, 2024
