Juicy Tree

Where the shaft of the penis is tied by rubberband and paper clipped to a white shirt. So that the shaft is separated from the sack, making the illusion of a tree shape. Since the sack is full of semen the term "Juicy" applies as the male is ready for action.

Wife: I came home from work and my husband was waiting for me in full juicy tree. I was immediately wet.

by hcore1988 January 2, 2017

pohutukawa tree

A tree in Cape Reinga that all the Maori spirits go to when they are killed, but if you mess with the tree, bad things will happen to you and your family

I went and pulled a flower of the Pohutukawa Tree and I nearly got hit by a truck

by Lozza100 July 1, 2014

tree kicker

noune:/a female usualy of the obease that hangs out with the cute girl and promts her to diss you.

yea things woulda gone well if the tree kicker had a mc d's #1 to shut the fuck up!

by cabbage juice August 18, 2009

Acorn tree

An unusually vascular penis with a head shaped aerodynamically like an acorn and a springy and fluffy bush

When he shoves his acorn tree inside me I can feel his huge veins stretching me wider...

by Overlord12100 October 31, 2016

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

Cedar tree

When a girl puts a dip in then spits in her hand and jerks you off.

Emily gave me the best cedar tree last night!!

by Papa2016 February 25, 2018

tree hoe

It's some one who hugs so many trees that she/he ends up saying that trees are "trendy" and "hawt as fudge" even if they end up falling over onto your corpse because we're all dead inside~

Trejo get your ass over here!!

IT'S TREE HOEEEEEEE

by Jesus Is A Sin August 27, 2018