dinty moore shuffle

This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.

Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.

by jimmybomm July 17, 2022

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma June 13, 2011

Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it

I am going to Idaho shuffle you

by The shmiz December 21, 2019

Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.

I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.

by room535 January 27, 2015

Georgia Shuffle

The act of candidates dropping out of a race and declaring candidacy in another race for the purpose of a more complex and elaborate political plan. A Georgia Shuffle usually includes three or more candidates.

Donald Trump's endorsement of Vernon Jones in GA-10 was part of a Georgia Shuffle.

by PatrickWitt April 07, 2022

shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

by phish phood December 28, 2010

Sunshine Sue Shuffle

Being up earlier and being more productive than is necessary.

The sunshine Sue shuffle started early today! The table was set by sun up!

by BigPaulyP January 07, 2022