A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.
"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024
A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.
I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
by Big Brada November 27, 2012
by child if God October 16, 2015
People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 07, 2024
at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper
by stripper chick February 20, 2010
Did you do her last night?
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
by firmgrasper February 06, 2014