Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!

by jeever November 3, 2017

peg job

Getting a blow job while also getting anal sex

I got a peg job from my two best friends last night, Ben and jerry. Then we had ice cream.

by Mumphry999 April 30, 2016

Bee job

It's like a blow job but you stick your dick in a bee hive and you get a bee job

I'm going to go get a bee job from that bee hive at the park

by BeeMan47 January 13, 2017

Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm

She gave him a band job, lucky fucker

by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021

Dry Job

When the wrinkly old man in the gym locker room is drying his balls with the hand dryer.

Professor John is back at it again getting a dry job in the locker room.

by Saggier Man July 13, 2021

Tent Job

The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent

Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'

by LiDsY October 23, 2012

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013