A phenomena that usually only occurs when a woman is in the hands of a competent lover. The woman, upon reaching unparalleled heights of sexual excitement, naturally produces *so* much vaginal lubrication, that the vagina becomes completely frictionless. Sadly, this leads to an unsatisfying sexual experience for all concerned.
by Micky G November 19, 2006
A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.
by Urbiwan Kenobi February 10, 2010
A person who will not attend a popular engagement without a reasonable excuse. Popular between scottish friends.
#1"You no' coming down the Pub?"
#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"
#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"
#2"No"
#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"
#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"
#2"No"
by PureWhetto#1 November 12, 2009
when you make out with a chick and you are wearing a long sleeved shirt or sweater and you rub the spit off your mouth on to the collar or sleeve and some one feels it.
by ineedsomecashforgold1000 November 24, 2009
When a guy is having sex with a girl and accidentally slips his dick out of her vagina and into her ass causing her to shit all over his dick.
Dude, me and that chick, Emily, were going at it, and when I slipped out and ended up getting the wet shovel.
by KamikazeTaxi April 20, 2010
Similar to wet willy in which one person licks one of their fingers and inserts it into the vagina in an attempt of foreplay or to create more lubrication.
by BelleAtABall August 20, 2006
someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3
“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021