The best place anyone's ever been to ever. Also home to Nottingham Forest, best football team in the world
by ilovenottingham July 7, 2013
Get the Nottingham mug.Masochists with no taste who support a crap football team (that's "soccer", for any yanks reading this), who call Derby fans sheep shaggers cos they're jealous cos they've all got no dicks and so can't shag anything.
see also wanker.
see also wanker.
Nottingham, are you listening,
to the song that we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing this song,
shitting on Forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at Derby County matches)
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We are the Forest haters!
(ditto)
Two, one, four, three, five
Once I caught a fish alive
Six seven eight nine ten
Then Derby fucked us up again
Why did they fuck us up?
Because we don't have any nuts
Why do you have no nuts?
Cos we fuck donkeys up their butts
(song heard at Nottingham Forest matches, sung by Forest fans)
to the song that we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing this song,
shitting on Forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at Derby County matches)
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We are the Forest haters!
(ditto)
Two, one, four, three, five
Once I caught a fish alive
Six seven eight nine ten
Then Derby fucked us up again
Why did they fuck us up?
Because we don't have any nuts
Why do you have no nuts?
Cos we fuck donkeys up their butts
(song heard at Nottingham Forest matches, sung by Forest fans)
by Derby fan April 20, 2004
Get the Nottingham Forest fans mug.1. Superficial/shallow; Doesn't have anything important to say or do in his/her life.
2. When one pretends to be something special, but they are really not worth your time.
2. When one pretends to be something special, but they are really not worth your time.
by Spoony-D August 24, 2005
Get the He/she ain't about nothin' mug.City in Central England with ideas way above its station. 4th most violent city in England status belied by poncy head-up-arse ideas of its city councillors who don't seem to realise what a ghastly and dangerous place it really is. Gun and drug crime proliferate, as does street begging. Oh and the women are slappers too.
by Baby Fat Head February 13, 2004
Get the Nottingham mug.1.With a Nottingham out there, you've gotta be worried about the flush
2.There's so many spades out there it's like Nottingham on a Friday night!
2.There's so many spades out there it's like Nottingham on a Friday night!
by delzdreth May 7, 2009
Get the Nottingham mug.A city with no identity. It's not northern, it's not southern, it's not upper or lower class. It's painfully small and suburban yet it still manages to be one of the most dangerous cities in the country.
"Do you want to go to a gig tonight seeing as there's so many venues in the city?"
"I would but Nottingham never even turns up on any tour lists"
"I would but Nottingham never even turns up on any tour lists"
by Zachary May 20, 2005
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Derby County Football Club For Life.
Derby County Football Club For Life.
Nottingham Forest Fans
Build A Fire
Build A Fire
Put The Forest On The Top
Put The Leicester In The Middle
And We'l Burn The F**Kin Lot
WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO OH DERBY WE LOVE YOU.
Build A Fire
Build A Fire
Put The Forest On The Top
Put The Leicester In The Middle
And We'l Burn The F**Kin Lot
WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO OH DERBY WE LOVE YOU.
by ..Lauren... November 18, 2006
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