A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.
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My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.
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Get the Half rack mug.When a person, guy or girl, goes to the bathroom to take a shit right after a guy has just pissed, leaving the toilet seat up, and the second person forgets to put the seat down and their ass hits the water.
Kasey - Dammit, Blake! You forgot to put the toilet seat back down! Now my ass is all wet!
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....
Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....
Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.
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Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.
Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.
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