The guy who is crazy in minecraft and the guy who you just generally want to be friends with WARNING: stay on his good side
Random guy: patrick ur dumb
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!
by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 19, 2024
Get the Patrickmug. The GOAT of football he will absolutely destroy messi and ronaldo ON THE SAME TEAM. If you dont know who he is your living under a rock (or you dont watch bfordlancer)
by A1zamemer May 11, 2023
Get the Patrick Ferrymug. Probably will grow to 6’10, likes to finger his butt and prolly has 4 side chicks and 1 milf we his bois don’t know about
Rory Patrick Wing is a great man
Rory Patrick Wing is a great man
by Albert is very smart and hadso November 4, 2020
Get the Rory Patrick Wingmug. Patrick’s a bitch. Thinks he’s class on the wing but he’s got no pace. Kinda guy to get dumped the day before tomangoes and take her back the next day.
Also tara Clarke
Also tara Clarke
by PatrickHater420 March 14, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. Your balls, both of them.
Brad: Fuck man she kneed me right in my Patrick Stewart's
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)
by 103.6 the mogga November 12, 2025
Get the Patrick Stewart'smug. A guy with a huge penis, gets all the ladies and just loves the hub.....
Nothing bothers this but a sex machine, he cant help himself.
Nothing bothers this but a sex machine, he cant help himself.
Dude 1: Oh have you ever met Patrick McMaster?
Dude 2: no, is he a good bloke?
Dude 1: fuck yeah i love patrick mcmaster
Dude 2: no, is he a good bloke?
Dude 1: fuck yeah i love patrick mcmaster
by panivoewv September 17, 2025
Get the Patrick McMastermug. Patrick /ˈpætɹɪk/, v. where a person performs an action repeatedly that exhibits a severe lack of short-term memory retention.
Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.
This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.
Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.
This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.
I just patricked that whole candy bar.
Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.
Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.
by Sosumi, Inc. October 18, 2025
Get the Patrickmug.