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Liam

Liam is a word to describe every type of stupid and more. Liam is this: I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.
Person 1: *puts salsa on a stick of butter and proceeds to eat it*

Person 2: "Woah dude, you're being a real Liam right noe
by Kshdiwodjbwbjd April 27, 2022
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Liam

A really amazing cool guy. If someone is named Liam you automatically know they are just amazing.
Wow that Liam guy is so cool.
by sqonquelingdoinkus June 29, 2025
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Liam

Godlike figure, redheaded girly , could also be known as Logan, Howard never gets his work done in class. Who lives in Santa Monica and plays waterpolo. Never finished his History projects on time and wears greenish hoodies though he has impeccable style. He also needs new shoes and would appreciate someone donating money to him by placing any form of money on the major field dugout at north Venice little league field. He is lowkey obsessed with himself. He is wearing a flower mask. Has controversial opinions. He gets drunk with friends at parties on the weekends and ditches class, which is ILLEGAL under the water polo team rules. Dan, if you’re reading this you might need to have a talk with him. Btw he definitely does not live in Santa Monica. Also he has a nice sweater and is definitely taller than any griffin in existence.
That’s SO Liam haha! Oh, what’s Liam, let me tell you: Godlike figure, redheaded girly , could also be known as Logan, Howard never gets his work done in class. Who lives in Santa Monica and plays waterpolo. Never finished his History projects on time and wears greenish hoodies though he has impeccable style. He also needs new shoes and would appreciate someone donating money to him by placing any form of money on the major field dugout at north Venice little league field. He is lowkey obsessed with himself. He is wearing a flower mask. Has controversial opinions. He gets drunk with friends at parties on the weekends and ditches class, which is ILLEGAL under the water polo team rules. Dan, if you’re reading this you might need to have a talk with him. Btw he definitely does not live in Santa Monica. Also he has a nice sweater and is definitely taller than any griffin in existence.
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Liam

A biiiiig 'ol buttfart
Someone: Hey, you seen Liam?
Someone: Oh, you mean that biiiiig 'ol buttfart?
by AHBABAABBADAAAA November 21, 2019
mugGet the Liammug.

Liam Payne

english is such a weird language, like you say "daddy" and it literally means liam payne.
by Liam's gf January 4, 2022
mugGet the Liam Paynemug.

Liam

The type of guy who can bosh any Fanny he wants. Getting the nickname with the lads the EFB because he is an Elite Fanny Bosher
Did you see Liam at the baryeah that guys an EFB
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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liam

liam is a player. he makes you think he is hot, and much older than he actually is.
OMG that liam is such a liar
by kreads August 12, 2022
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