Boob month

Only happens in june have fun.

Girlfriend:why you grab my boobs

Me:its boob month the only time i get to grab boobs whenever I want.

by Thank_me_later June 2, 2019

Blowjob Month

In the month of October all boys can get a blowjob when ever they want one, or girls can give one when ever they want

Boy: Girl give me a blowjob

Girl: No eww

Boy: It’s blowjob month

Girl: Ok pull down your pants

by Del baba October 7, 2019

Makeout month

If your name starts with a k you have to makeout with someone whos name starts with an A,F or H

Hey its makeout month my name is alex and ur name starts with a k so we have to makeout

by Yoboydaddy69 October 7, 2019

douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013

half a month

Half a month the 15th the second day of the moth that welfare hits. Wake up wake up wake up it's the first of the month.

Welfare hits half a month

by sleepy254 March 30, 2016

scooch a mooch

move up a bit

scooch a mooch i cant see!

by i.b.o.y December 9, 2017

Grab thigh month

You grab your girlfriends thigh everyday until Halloween

Hey bitch let me grab your thigh it’s grab thigh month

by Thigh grabber September 29, 2019