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Milk soup

What you call cereal if you aren’t a coward
1) cereal is just milk soup

2) oh worm? true
by haha it’s me February 1, 2019
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Milk Sesh

when u n ur homies chug multiple pints of milk all at the same time. Bonus points given to the first person to make a joke about jugs. Every Thursday is Milk Sesh Day. Possible side effects include "milk shivers".
Person 1: Aw man I'm gonna be late for class! Can you lie and tell the teacher I was in the bathroom?
Person 2: Nah I'm just gonna tell him you were having a milk sesh.
by rotchmike290 January 23, 2020
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Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.

To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.

Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
by AntifaRedPanda September 9, 2020
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sussy milk

morgan likes rob’s sussy milk
by mattybaka November 1, 2021
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Double milk

When you take half a class of chocolaty chocolate milk and half a glass of creamy white milk and you mix them together! Resulting in a tasteful full glass of double milk!
I love a good refreshing glass of double milk after a hard day.
by Theawkwardpiza July 14, 2021
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The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
by psuedynom November 9, 2021
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Milk Blob

A white blob that cums out of a vagina.
"She sat on my face and milked blobbed on me."milk blob
by WillBarrowSir January 31, 2017
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