Mike Weitzel

a sexi sexi man whore hottie thats so fucking hot its just like...shitt.

"dude Mike Weitzel is a fucking hottie!!! fuck yeah"

by MW♥r September 01, 2008

mike bradley

A rich ass motherfucker.

You thought he was white. You're wrong he's half black; just search 'Barack Obama'.

Hi I'm mike Bradley

by Hello guys March 05, 2014

dusty mike

A dusty, old, German lady whose pussy has yet to be stuffed with any cock-like object.

Ex: Jons mom is a Dusty Mike.

by JuicyHam October 15, 2013

Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

by Tony two timez January 25, 2018

teflon mike

Teflon mike is another word for potato

Hey want a teflon mike?

by Featheredpony April 06, 2016

Michael/Mike

He likes wet farts.

Michael/Mike is the least manly and magnificent person you'll ever know.

by supersmarts October 08, 2020

Mike Venuti

The Gamiest person alive. a person that is extremely good looking, and also has a great personality. People are lucky to know a man by this name. He is the life of every party he walks into. Everybody needs a Mike Venuti in their life.

Did you see that Mike Venuti there? He is so amazing!

by anonymous445789 January 19, 2013