door lock fucker

A person who inserts their penis into the keyhole of a door in an attempt to unlock the door, or for pleasure.

Tom: Man I never thought Steve was a door lock fucker.
Oliver: Yea he was riding that thing hard.
Melinda: I think he was locked out though.

by Woojoe7 February 18, 2010

Porn Lock

When your computer freezes up due to viruses obtained from downloading too much porn. This can be a fatal condition which can not be corrected with anti virus software.

If this is the case, then the computer must be replaced and the hard drive must be destroyed with a hammer so it doesnt end up donated to a school somewhere, loaded with porn remnants

Darn, my screen is frozen, I must have Porn Lock on this computer.

by golfbikerun December 27, 2011

shit thread lock and b&

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.

OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"

by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010

what's poppin and lockin?

What's poppin and lockin? is a saying for when you want to know what your friend is up to?

A : Hey, "what's poppin and lockin?" tonight?

B: Nothing much, "what's popping and locking?"...with you?

by Theodore Ovaltine September 9, 2009

Pussy Lock

When you fuck a girl and her pussy is so bomb you can't stop thinking about fucking her.

"Man, I had sex with a guy last night and he told me my pussy was amazing."

"LMAO you got him in a pussy lock, girl !"

by uneasypussy February 28, 2016

Locker Room Talk

1. Noun. A primary communication method of United States President Donald Trump
2. Noun. One of the dankest hardcore rave beats ever written, by God's gift to humanity, the outside agency.

Dude 1: Dude! We should totally go to some abandoned warehouse and listen to Locker Room Talk while getting plastered , loud enough that our ears bleed!

Dude 2: Fuck yea homeslice

by LivingDeadMemes September 13, 2017

lock and roll

STL Slang for 'greening,' or taking the first hit of, a crack rock.

"Hey, man, can I get a lock and roll?"
"Nawh, man... I'm down to my last and I'll be fiending later."

by SmokeyJ July 18, 2008