Bawley's Law 

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.

"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."

Bawley's Law by partyingnaked July 17, 2012

Domitri's Law 

States that after one notably good day, a bad day always follows.

Guy: Man today sucks! Which is not fair because yesterday was so great.

Friend: That's Domitri's Law, every time you have a good day the next day blows in comparison.

Domitri's Law by Domitri January 17, 2013

Wolfe's Law 

The principal that under the current defintion of homosexuality, you are permitted to check out another male for 8 seconds fully clothed, 6 seconds shirtless or a quick glance if all Wang's are shown.

Dude, that shirtless guy is so hot! Anddddd, now he's not. Wolfe's Law.

Wolfe's Law by Bigbustycoons November 29, 2014

hoe-in-law 

the parents of your side chick or side hoe

R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.

R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun

hoe-in-law by Tru Realist June 10, 2016

Mother in law

A bitter and twisted old hag, who, no matter how much, or what you do, is never good enough.

All my Mother in law does is moan like a bitch.

Mother in law by Wolves_Ay_We August 26, 2017

Caro's Law 

Caro's Law

Caro's Law: Also known as 'Carldor' or sometimes refered to as the 'Hypothesis of Caro'.

This denotes to the teachings of the fallen prophet Caro -denounced by the Roman Emperor Scipio Africanus in 165 BC-. Since Pre-Biblical times, the words of Caro have emanated in the hearts and minds of all great forward thinkers such as the disciple of Jesus; Judas, quoting him as he kissed the founder of Christianity's brow, and later down the line even such Italian genius's as Leonardo Da'vinci and Mussolini giving credit to his preachings in their glorious success.

Caro's Law originated as what we would now refer to as an ideology similar to soft fascism, although at the time this may have been seen as the ignorant 'plebs' naturally following the higher authority of the patriarchy. Despite Caro's Law unifying the common man in his struggle against the evils of life, the high religious trinity branded him a heretic, leading to his denouncement at the hands of Scipio.

"Your opinion is invalid in the eyes of Caro's Law, which is empirical evidence in itself"

- Oh, your argument differs to my own? Too bad mate you're wrong -

"Caro's Law is the ultimate ontological argument"

-What does ontological mean you say? Um... urrh... -

"By Caro's Law, 21 Pilots are perhaps the best representation of the modern day dog turd"
-As a follower of Caro’s Law I have musical superiority to all else on this green earth -

Caro's Law by The Real Emperor Scipio July 13, 2018

Well’s Law 

When one offers a minor favor expecting a much larger favor in return.

I let Michael have a piece of my pizza and he demanded that I buy his entire dinner the next night... talk about well’s law....

Well’s Law by First class smartass August 29, 2018