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Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed
I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.
by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009
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prop key

A random set of keys to leave on your desk that will give your boss and colleagues the impression that you are in the office, just not at your desk. Helpful when taking a long lunch or cutting out of the oFfice early. Certain military members (with desk jobs) can enhance the effect by leaving the prop keys on top of an extra piece of uniform headgear (beret or other hat)
Boss: Where's Bill? Coworker: I'm not sure, but he could not have gone far since his keys are on his desk. Boss: Okay, I'll catch him later. Coworker thinks "maybe not, if those are his prop keys."
by surlygirl63 May 31, 2011
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thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech
"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010
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threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."
by Jayshoeman June 9, 2008
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toma tomon key

Literally: "I love Vicky." It could mean: vicky is bomb; (set of words expressing ones affection or love towards a person named vicky.)
DUDE! toma tomon key!

she is so awesome... and my girlfriend ;)
by n00bsauce June 14, 2008
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universal key

A card used to break into a house.
I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card
by JOHN WRIGHT NOW October 12, 2008
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key yoot

Someone who is being a smartass, or know-it-all. Also a synonym of bice. Not to be confused as a phonetical spelling of "cute".
"Dude, that girl is so key yoot"
"How do you know?"
"She was slamming all this stuff in my face about Putin when I said I was into politics."
by Melissa Aardvark August 1, 2014
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