Staple Karma

When your trying to fire staples at someone and the stapler shuts on your own hand.

Colin "Dude that's what you get for trying to fire staples at me"

Emily "That's total staple karma"

by eflahe/cgresh June 16, 2011

Instant-Karma Text

When you accidentally send a text bitching about someone to the person you are bitching about.

Instant-Karma Text: "Tracy is such a fucking bitch. Have you seen her hair? She looks like a total skank."

*Sending to Tracy*

Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"

by Baba Dowayy September 11, 2012

Instagram karma

A theory created by girls. If a girl compliments other girls on Instagram enough then she will receive good comments from other girls on her own Instagram posts.

"Catherine just commented 'you're perfect' on Bree's Instagram"

"She just wants Instagram karma for her lame pics"

by ©AustinValentine©AnthonyClark May 18, 2014

go kart soccer

A sport invented by Rob Dyrdek and Steve Berra. It is where you simply use go karts to hit a soccer ball into the goal. It is the coolest sport ever made.

Hey Doug, do you want to play some Go Kart Soccer?
Yeah, let me go get my go Kart!

by buttlover1 January 31, 2014

A Karger

A unit of time based on how late a person will be. 1 Karger Unit equals roughly 15 minutes late.

Person 1: The movie starts in 5 minutes. Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry, still a karger out.

Person 1: Aww man, this traffic jam is making us late!
Person 2: A full 2 Kargers late! We'll miss most of dinner at this point!

by TimeLordForever April 21, 2017

ta'karriana

Ta'karriana is smart, beautiful, kind lovable, she loves to have fun. she loves to play. she gets mad very easily. she makes you laugh. she's funny. she's a leader not a follower. she's very pretty. she loves to sleep. she has a little meat on her bones but that's ok.

Ta'karriana is a good person

by Queen Chinese doll June 12, 2017

garfield kart

the best game in this world besides the godsent minecraft. i love this game. i lose my mind, when i have two sexy garfields next to me. i go coocoo, i go insane. im crazy, im coocoo crazy, garfield has me cookey. im coocoo cookey crazy.

“brooo im playing garfield kart and theres so many sexy jon arbuckle’s next to me”

by yunacore November 12, 2019