Jay-Z

Tha Illest rapper eva!

Stop hatin on Jay-z! Dickface get ya shit straight fucka this is Big Jay!

by charli hustle April 29, 2003

Jay-Z

Tha best fuqin rapper ever to breathe into the mic... Any questions?

.. . Im Rick JAmes bitch!

by fuqanaem March 21, 2004

jay-z

He's THE BEST RAPPER EVER!!! YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!

Guy 1:Like whazzzzup man!! Jay-Z is the fuzzin greatest! Yo yo yo snoop dogg!

Guy 2:Yeah man he's off the HIZZZZZZZZAYYYYYYY!!!

Guy 1:TRUE DAT MAN! TRUE DAT!

Guy 2:I gotta go now cuz JAY-Z IS ON THE TV!!!

Guy 1:WOAH MAN THAT'S THE FUZZIN GREATEST FUZZIN THANG EVA!! HE'S THE SPIT!!

by TheWiggidy April 30, 2004

jay and silent bob

Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to do with this shit.

I, for one, will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?

by B. Buster September 11, 2006

JAY Z

A HELL OF A GOOD RAPPER && NiiGGAS NEED TO STOP HATiiNOFF HiiM CUZ THEY BE THE MAiiN ONES SiiNGiiN HiiS SONGS WORD FROM WORD && ROCKiiN HiiS SHYT

BOY - SON JAY Z iiS MAD ASS !
GiiRL - SO WHY YU WEARiiN HiiS PANTS ?
BOY - ii LiiKED iiT

by SHAWTY BADD. January 8, 2009

Jay Leno

Jay Leno is renowned for providing background noise for elderly on nursing homes. His barely understandable speech and crappy jokes help the geriatrics sleep better.

Jay Leno: "Do you like the March Madness? Here's how it works: First you start out with 65, and then one by one, people are sent home until there's only one left, no, I'm sorry, that's our coalition in Iraq."
Elderly: zzzzzzzzz

by The Wall Street Dangler January 5, 2011

jay jay

Drummer of 2 Term Nightmare. Beats his drums like they're women. Smokes blunts like they're going out of style. See also midget.

Did you go to the show last night? Jay Jay beat those drums like my Dad beats my Mom!

by 2TNfan June 20, 2005