Manlet Pit

A hole in the ground where manlets are found. Typically located in your local gym. Here the petite and effeminate manlet boys compare high heels, pay homage to their hero Randy Newman by singing Short People, futilely lift weights, jerk each other off and bitterly complain about women. Misery loves company. That's why the manlet pit is especially packed on Friday evenings and weekends because that's when normal people go out to socialize and have a great time. A concept that is, of course, completely foreign to a deeply insecure and comically stunted manlet pit inhabitant.

I just stepped over the manlet pit to hit the squat rack - WTF is going on down there? Just the usual, don't even worry about it bro. Everybody knows that short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Pit

Pit is short for pitiful means that something is sad or sucky

Your grandma died. Dang that's pit

by Vatoloco116 August 11, 2019

PIT

"Put It There". The indication of your desire to have a particularly fine piece of man meat to "have you" right there, right then.

*indecently attractive person walk by*

"PIT" XD

by PIT stopper June 3, 2010

court-pits

The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law

"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"

by TheMüller January 15, 2019

the pit

a dirty old pub in a small town where pedophiles like to hang

"you going to the pit tonight?"

by lad ere dissing it April 16, 2010

pit crew

pit crew; a group of teenagers -usually grade 9 or 10- at the sphs pit where they go to smoke and chooch (chooch is a vape)

"hey look it's the pit crew"
"i cant wait to see the pit crew at lunch"

by anonymous May 12, 2022

The mud pit

When you trying to do anal with a girl and around the butthole there is still feces.

"Nah man, she trying to pull me in the mud pit."

by The sex prophet September 30, 2016