by I will give you a ear boner May 22, 2017
When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.
by Muttkins June 01, 2014
The phrase referring hearing loud noise(s), meaning more than one noise. Used when hearing something rambunctiously annoying and irradiating. Only used when the sound is obviously heard; everyone hears.
by Xxninjaryanxxss September 19, 2020
mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.
by creamsoduh October 17, 2007
The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side
Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?
Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.
Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.
by jAsOn'S dElI69 May 01, 2011
When a someone stic ktheir toung into their partners ears and nibbles the lobe, cartalige, and tounges the inside. Sounds nasty, but it drives people freaking crazy. BOYS CAN ORGASM OFF THIS
I totally didnt know Mike liked it so much when i hate out his hear. It started moaning and shit.
Yeah, my girls loves ear eating out. She started sdhaking once. I just wished she'd clean it out a bit more.
Yeah, my girls loves ear eating out. She started sdhaking once. I just wished she'd clean it out a bit more.
by HannahxCore July 04, 2006
To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.
by DR March 13, 2005