ear thorn

Massive amount of hair growing out of a mans ears.

John: Dude, did you see the ear thorns on that old guy?
Ron: Yea, someone needs to tell he needs a trim!

by Jeff Gamble January 11, 2008

Cue-Ear

When playing a game of pool, you jab the tip of your cue in your opponents ear whilst they are trying to play, starting softly but progressively getting harder to cause them to miss or try kill you with their cue.

"Hey Dave's on the black. Give him a cue-ear so we win."

by Paknate August 22, 2007

hip ears

when you turn your jeans front pockets inside out and they flap about your hips

person 1 - dude! that guy looks totally cool with his pockets out like that!
person 2 - i know!! i wish my hip ears were as big as his

by charlie11101988 May 07, 2007

ear cream pie

when a guy jizzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his dick.

mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.

by creamsoduh October 17, 2007

Right Earring Rule

The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side

Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?

Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.

by jAsOn'S dElI69 May 01, 2011

ear eating out

When a someone stic ktheir toung into their partners ears and nibbles the lobe, cartalige, and tounges the inside. Sounds nasty, but it drives people freaking crazy. BOYS CAN ORGASM OFF THIS

I totally didnt know Mike liked it so much when i hate out his hear. It started moaning and shit.

Yeah, my girls loves ear eating out. She started sdhaking once. I just wished she'd clean it out a bit more.

by HannahxCore July 04, 2006

box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.

The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.

by DR March 13, 2005