is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying I am right behind you or saying that I am gonna kill you also they might text you (===;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really retarded way.
Death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...
PERV- I watch you in your sleep
The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by
Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...
PERV- I watch you in your sleep
The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by
Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
by Turtle neckin' March 13, 2015
My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!
by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019
When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.
Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
by halesnaxlors January 09, 2011
The ability to walk along the street whilst writing a text and avoid all oncoming traffic without looking up from your phone.
Dave: "Did you see the way that girl just changed direction without looking up from her phone, she was on a serious collision course with a pram"
Jon " yeah, she must have text sense"
Jon " yeah, she must have text sense"
by 2ace November 28, 2011
by Mommaube January 09, 2019
by Nicky new August 21, 2019
A Text Rapist is a person with no patience who cannot stand to wait even a minute for a reply when texting. A text rapist will bombard you with text messages until you reply. If you never reply, they will blow up calling you horrible names and writing you off forever, in an attempt to bait you into replying.
7:02 pm Hey, want to hang out tonight?
7:03 pm Hello?
7:04 pm HELLO?
7:10 pm Stupid bitch. You're ugly as hell, I don't actually like you.
*example of a text rapist in action*
7:03 pm Hello?
7:04 pm HELLO?
7:10 pm Stupid bitch. You're ugly as hell, I don't actually like you.
*example of a text rapist in action*
by zmboop March 10, 2022