squeaky friend

Squeaky friends (Also known as Broblox or Robros) are friends who are young or young at heart.
They are typically portrayed as ROBLOX loving kids.
"Oh hey, Sora, want to play ROBLOX?"
"No thanks, I'm 28 and have to get to work. Have fun, my squeaky friend."
by Squirp September 10, 2020
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weather friend

weather friend - an acquaintance with whom the friendship does not progress beyond discussuing more banal topics or exclusively "the weather".
John's just a "weather friend"; it's not as if I know anything about him other than he's hoping for good weather this weekend.
by campbejo May 07, 2010
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inside friend

an inside friend is a secret friends-with-benefits person in your life
He can't go to the wedding as my date, he's just an inside friend.
by decietful.dictionary September 06, 2020
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friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.
Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.
by Medford Man December 24, 2009
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best friend

basically, you fuck with her you fuck with me. don't mess with a girl's best friend.
don't cross her if she has a best friend.
by emilyyylackibg1 November 29, 2015
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Friend Curse

Cursing with or at your friends as a joke or to tease them.

Made popular by the movie, Mean Girls.
Friend has a revealing shirt on...
Friend A: Wow, you're such a whore.
Friend B(with low-cut shirt): Thanks, bitch.

Friend C: Oh my god, I can't believe you called Jenny a whore!
Friend A: Geez, chill... It was just a friend curse.
Friend C: ohh hahaa
by JuliRoseBarr November 07, 2010
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Friend Divorce

When you denounce a friend, or group of friends after a serious falling out. More serious than a simple argument. Usually involves some sort of betrayal from an old friend. Often leads to a cleansing of people who you realized aren't really your friends.
Divorcee: "Scott banged my girlfriend, And the crew thought it was cool"

Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"

Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"

Friend: "and what about her?"

Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"
by rat.man.can July 25, 2014
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