Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

IMS

Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.

This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.

The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.

by Mercy Management February 12, 2021

Im finna hit

A quote that (mostly used by men) is used when someone wants to have intercourse. Mostly used when a man is going to “rizz” a women.

Yo Bradon Im finna hit with you tonight

by Niggernigganiggernigganiggerni August 8, 2023

BRO IM SO FADED RN

BRO IM SO FADED RN

BRO IM SO FADED RN: Logan is always faded

by BigCohen June 27, 2025

im stressed

I’m stressed I I’m h’d in wolfie worss

Im stressed boiiii

by Wolfiesqusd April 20, 2018

Im fine

If a girl texts you this, she isn’t fine.

Guy#1: hey are u ok?
Girl#1: Im fine

by Hgdg June 2, 2021

im cooked

Your done for , tired of explaining yourself , exhausted , your doomed out

“ he cheated on me again “ , im cooked .

“ nobody understands me “ , im cooked .

by theylovemeidkwhy April 3, 2024