In the same sense that this universe has a unique orchestration of phenomena from the infinitesimal to infinite, form to formless, time to timeless so too does an Ian exist for a blink of an eye in the vast and eternal unknown place we call life. And by the way, each snowflake falls exactly in its right place and therefore so do you. Yes, there is only one Ian but is it not true there is only one you? There is no end it is only the journey.
Ian would you shut the hell up, get off your damn cushion you’ve been sitting on for hours on end get a job you long haired hippie! I’m tired of the same old…(stuff Ian has to work on)
by L. Carol April 9, 2024
Get the Ian mug.dude that has a mental age of 5 years old and never seems to understand anything in life. also the same dude that seems to get more men than he does real bitches.
by IANS MOTHer October 11, 2022
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Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
by J-Thatch November 23, 2024
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by Hit em with that 1 2….... 34 March 5, 2019
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me: literally shut the fuck up (hits them over the head repeatedly)
me: literally shut the fuck up (hits them over the head repeatedly)
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Get the ian James mug.Ian is an awkward social butterfly who likes talking to people and overshares instantly. They may seem inconsiderate and dumb on the outside, but they actually deeply care about their relationships. When Ians are attached to someone, they find it hard to let go, so the next time you meet an Ian, treat them with love and honesty and a bit humor.
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