honda

1. Something that has under 90 ft/lbs of torque.

2. Automobiles made in Japan, highly over-rated, have no styling, get good gas milage for one reason: Small engines. Honda's have been called reliable, but are really pieces of shit, they fall apart. Keep insisting that DOHC actually boosts efficiency, but actually it doesn't do shit.

3. Number one choice for ricers world-wide. Usually because they are cheap, and are seen in Fast and the Furious. Poser's and main-stream Whiggers buy this type of car.

1. Yeah my Techumseh lawn mower is hondaed.

2. Dude, I just had the weirdest dream: Honda changed the styling on the Civic!

3. Check out this poser in his Civic, that thing probably runs like 115 ft/lbs.

by Rice Hater August 20, 2006

houdini egg salad

Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.

"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."

by donthatemecuzuaintme October 18, 2012

Houdini

Pulling a chair put from under someone before they sit down.

Your friend goes to sit down at a table and you pull the chair causing them to fall to the floor and you say, "you just got Houdinied bitch. Now you see it, now you don't. Abracadabra bithc!"

by deeelo February 20, 2015

Houdini a bitch

When you are fucking a chick in the pitch black and you excuse yourself for a second, while quietly letting your friend to come into the room and finish the job as you walk outside and wave to her through the window.

Dude last night me and Kyle finally got to Houdini a bitch.

by Urbanman10 October 30, 2016

Honda Civic

It is when you ask someone to subtly wet an amount of toilet paper so it is easier to wipe your bum after a poop

Can you please Honda Civic this piece of toilet paper?

by Rosie2016 January 25, 2019

conversational Houdini

When the person you are talking to via text/msn suddenly disappears, or constantly disappears and re-appears, without offering any explanation. Basically, when the conversation is so damn boring they don't care about manners, and bail ship.

Girl 1: God, like, Colm is so totally boring.
Girl 2: Yeah, we were on msn last night, I pulled a conversational Houdini after about 5 mins and didn't even change my status.

by theorgasmingnun July 8, 2009

The Houdini

(two guys needed) Be fucking your girl doggy style and make sure she is facing a window, Pull out and tell your guy friend to push in, make sure she does not know the other guy is there. Then run around to the outside of the window she is facing and scream "Ta-Da!"

Dude Amanda didn't know I did The Houdini to her, but when she found out she freaked!

by Opus_Jr August 15, 2015