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Goon-O

It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck
“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025
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chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025
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Moon gooning

When you and the boys go out at night, take payote and goon in the moonlight.
Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.
by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023
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Andalusian Flicker Gooning

The act of taking a loaf of bread with extra virgin olive oil and brown sugar, and then engaging with it in such a fashion that the oil is no longer virgin, and the sugar turns white. One must then consume the bread to complete the cycle, acquiring enough strength to take down a bull.

It is common practice amongst andalusian toreros.
My friends learned to perform andalusian flicker gooning in a public secondary school in Seville
by Monoruso December 19, 2024
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Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024
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Aldis flicker gooning

aldis flicker gooning is an act wher you walk into an aldi and blast a massive yoy know what elser is massive? MANGO MANGO MANGO 13 kg load over the peabnut butter in the amazing load of kanye wesy

carti drop the album already
I Aldis flicker gooning bout to cuuum uhhhhhhgh
by PIayboi Carti December 29, 2024
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gooning

need this :100:
i needed this gooning sesh -drake
by hmmmmmmslayyateitup January 22, 2024
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