A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.
A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
by Witcher Steve August 20, 2020
Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.
by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024
by Sebastian willis June 30, 2021
When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
by SquidwardsLastHope September 06, 2024
He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.
by Wqrdsmith September 19, 2021
A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.
by Cris Crankshaft January 23, 2023
To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"
"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"
"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"
"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017