A sexual act whereby a person will take a girl from behind as she faces their bedroom window. This person’s flatemate will very discreetly come in half way through and swap whilst the original fornicator runs around the house to the window and waves at the girl who is now being “ghost ridden”.
“Dude I just got a booty call from Lauren and she sounded fairly trashed – could be a good night for ghost ride”
by superluckycat August 11, 2008
An extension of the Houdini Shit. But not only does it leave no trace on the TP, but leaves the bowl empty.
I know I felt the poop come out, I wiped with no evidence on teh paper. When I looked in the bowl, there was nothing. I WAS VISITED BY HOUDINI'S GHOST!!
by SeaFoam2DMax July 28, 2006
A ghost that is retarded. You know how when you have a ghost but it doesn't scare you, that ghost is surely retarded.
Holy shit mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, I bet it is your ghost retard trying to scare us again.
by Tar-Baby January 15, 2010
After taking a big #2 and you've pushed the toilet paper packing to a maximum ( one more ply and it will surely clog) you flush and wait for the "cyclone" of water to throw the last bunch of T.P. down the hole. This resembles a ghost flying and saves you from one hell of a shit storm (no pun intended).
"Dude, I was in a public restroom, and in order to save myself from a huge clogging affair, I pulled a ghost flush and yelled "BOOOOO" as the cyclone engulfed my last wipe."
"Nice. I'm a plumber, and will surely pass this on to future clients. This could be the end of the plunger."
"Nice. I'm a plumber, and will surely pass this on to future clients. This could be the end of the plunger."
by Dangle Berries August 29, 2009
A chip without a sauce or condiment, a worthless chip. Ordering an order of Nachos only to find that the cheese or condiment is not sufficient to cover the rest of the chips and thus ruining your meal
Hari told Vijay that he got a lot of "ghost chips" as a result of the sad amount of cheese in his order, thus rendering his meal inedible.
by WinkingLizard August 20, 2015
Used to express the opinion or knowledge that a statement or belief is incorrect or purely lies. Often used as a playful and polite substitute for shouting 'bullshit'.
This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.
This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.
"All birthmarks on your body are from wounds received in previous lives" stated Linda.
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan
I smell ghost toast
I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast
That's utter ghost toast
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan
I smell ghost toast
I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast
That's utter ghost toast
by EarthFromObserver February 02, 2014
by way cool B] May 19, 2005