Getting Horizontal

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces

im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.

by teejones February 14, 2010

Get Medium

Making fun of a friend to a certain degree but not crossing the line.

dude i'm about to get medium on you if you don't chill.

by Based Titan June 24, 2013

Getting fitted

The process of selecting the perfect combination between your anatomical features and a piece of cloth.

Me: "these looks really nice on you, didn't know your boobs looked that great !"
Her: " I know right ???!!! I'm getting fitted at Victoria secret's"

by Elcortez June 28, 2013

Getting Retarded

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.

"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."

by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010

get down

To begin foreplay, sex...
Usually in association with cutting all the stupid games and getting straight onto some physical action.

"C'mon baby, let's get down!"

by CS January 8, 2004

Get One!

When you make an extraordinary or non-sensible joke, one that really burns its listener, and said listener is unable to even formulate a response to rebut the initial joke, the joke-teller then yells "Get One!"

Bec: You're colder than London...the Windy City.
Joey: ....
Bec: Get One!!!!

by joeydip005 April 21, 2010

Getting screwed

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.

John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.

by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011